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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Thursday Highlights!

First off, hello world! How ya doing today?

Secondly, at around 4pm est, my death knight, Itsirhc finally hit 80.

Lastly, an interesting short story.

So, I am at work today and was working at the return desk. A man comes in and wants to return some lumber and various pvc plastic fittings. I noticed that one of the pieces of lumber has a little bit of mud on it. I didn't worry too much about it because we could resell it really cheap as scrap.

Then I locked eyes on pure nasty.

When he placed the pvc stuff onto the counter, a counter which I had just cleaned mind you, it was nasty

Each piece was caked in what I really hoped to be mud.....


Especially when I know that we did not sell those to him in that condition, yet he felt it was okay to return them that way.


So, after calling a manager over to also re-explain to him that he could not return those in that condition, this is where I will interject my funny here.

He actually used his clean each fitting.

I almost feel dirty just laughing my ass off on the inside about it. I mean, I have a marching band and a parade going on in my head, you know, the one where they are playing like the star spangled banner with sparklers coming out of their asses, because of all the assholes and douchebags I have to deal with, this one had to do that, and pay the way he did.

Again, I "almost" feel dirty.

(tee hee)

Monday, January 18, 2010

The last week or so...

Hey there bloggers and bloggerettes! Hope your last week has been going well inside and outside WoW. So, the last week or so I have been on vacation from work. I also took vacation from blogging. But Wow was in full overdrive. My dk, Itsirhc, or Itsi for short, hit 78 last night before heading to bed. My goal was to have her to 80 by end of my vacation, so halfway through 78 isn't too darn bad. I've put a lot into her this past week. She has done nothing but quest and randoms. I have also changed her hair and hair color...3 times. I had her hair like Eus's original hair looked. Then I changed it to the same cut as Eus now, but with dark hair. Now I have changed it again...long white hair. I just can't get happy with a new look long enough...Woe is me? Speaking of randoms, I have nothing but good things to say about the people I grouped with.

Except Sunday.

Really stupid people on Sundays....

(making mental note...avoid randoms on Sundays....Sundays are bad, mkay)

People who cannot control their pets and pull groups and over pull groups, whether they are hunters/warlocks/dk's. Pets running wild. That's bad, mkay.

People pulling very badly, even without pets....that's bad, mkay.

Fail tank who blames others for their over pulling....that's bad, mkay.

Fail tank who blames myself and a shaman for pulling...even though my ghoul is on passive and even though myself and the shaman and any other party member are nowhere near the tank because he is running at ludicrous warp speed and over pulls...that's bad, mkay.

Same fail tank as above stated he and his other party member need to raid and calls shaman shitty, when he did just fine and no issues other than the fail tank, and fail tank and party member leave on boss pull, that's bad, mkay.

See, and I know what happened. I went looking for my rolled up newspaper of attitude adjustment and I thought maybe my ghoul ate it but then I remembered that I handed it over to Darraxus for his fail runs. Darraxus, may I have it back? lol

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Life is like a random dungeon finder...

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

Well, sort of like that.

Today kids, I shall be discussing a topic that some bloggers have touched on already.

Fail tank.

In fact, today I had a few fail tanks.

More importantly, both were druid tanks.

I am sorry if I offend the few druid tanks that know what the hell they are doing, but omfg, I hate druid tanks.

I'm sorry, and this does go to all tank classes out there, but if you cannot hold aggro if I even handed you a bucket to hold it have no business being a tank.

(Eus hands fail druid tank aggro bucket) (Fail druid tank looks at Eus and asks, what do I do with this?) It's kinda like that.

With this being said, I am nominating my two druid fail tanks awards to the following: Raek and Bliitz. I will not name their servers but these are the two I am pointing out.

My run with Raek was in reg Nexus. I've been working on my dk, Itsirhc, so I figured, "hey, why not some randoms today, since they have been going so well for me lately!"

In comes Raek.

When we are on the beginning part of the run where you deal with the alliance in the iceblocks, well, aggro went all over the place and he feels he can run thru the instance at ludicrous warp speed. When I see him lose another target and as it goes onto the healer, I notice he did not even try to pick it up off the healer. I did what I had to do and I gripped it back. Our dps was fine so I didn't worry about it. He yells at me to never grip. Again, if fail tank cannot regain aggro back on runaways, not my problem. Letting it kill the healer, again, that IS a problem. The only thing that made this run any more miserable was the fact that the shaman in the group was Recount Retard happy. I had to see the Recount posting after EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TRASH MOB AND BOSS. Seriously dude, if you have to post it, at all imho, you have issues. The entire run went like this between these two. The only solice I had was I got new shoulder for Itsi.

Now, onto Eus's run in OK.

Eus, her better half Ruhtra, her partner in crime Edyion, and longtime friend Zethux decided, "hey, let's run some random heroics!" In comes Bliitz. Terribad tank. We didn't make it five minutes before imploding. Again, fail tank decides to run at ludicrous warp speed, lost aggro, etc. Not only that, I, as the healer, almost died due to tank not holding the aggro bucket I gave him before the start. He was so bad that when we were fighting the multiple mobs he decided to pull before boss #1, Ruh ended up dying. Asshole tank doesn't let me try to rez Ruh nor get my mana up. He rushes first boss. In guild I tell my two hunters to feign death and that I refuse to heal the assmunch. Ruh has to now run back in and we both die as the asshole bring the boss to both of us.

How kind of him.

Now, the reason I got the name the suicidal healer is because I go down swinging. But Eusy didn't even have a chance (since she had to blow both of her bubbles), nor did poor Ruh.

Mr. Bliitz was such an azzhat that he refused to come back to his body and made the entire group wait for the timer and made nasty comments about it. To which I could not care because Said Azzhat is a Said Azzhat. Thank god we got a fantastic tank who knew what she was doing and ran even a fast enough pace that did not affect how she carried her aggro bucket and we completed the run with no worries.

So, again, if there are any halfway decent druid tanks that are out there in the WoW universe, please get in touch with Raek and Bliitz and explain that they must carry the aggro bucket and learn to tank properly if this is the class and spec they chose to go with.

Next time, I shall have my rolled up newspaper handy.